One of my friends has asked me why I would be willing to sign a Waiver and Release From Liabilities Arising From Sexual Infidelity and / or Adultery for my spouse. In response, I posted a question to her: What would your initial and steady attraction toward your partner become if you realize that his hygiene and grooming habits are way below that of an average person—not brushing teeth in the morning when late for work; substituting regular dental cleaning for daily cleaning routines; not taking showers five and up to ten days at a time; showering only before sexual intimacies, and sometimes not even after, resulting in visits to doctor's office; showering [and pouring on designer perfume] only before heading out to ballroom dancing events, such as those hosted by USA Dance, Dallas chapter, and QD Academy in Plano; and showering but not changing underwear, only flipping them inside out and rewearing them? Even your child notices and asks you Why? and How? to which you cannot explain.
She was quiet.
Well, that has been the situation between us, with my family and a few close friends in the know; and after years of constantly having to remind my spouse to care for his body—not only on those occasions when he is expected to be at the center of attention or under a spotlight—but as consideration of and caring for my delicate sensibilities, and realizing he doesn't care, I resigned myself to being indifferent: about his personal hygiene and boasting of conquests with potential female clients in ballroom dancing. So, for those that want him, they can have him.
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