Whose graduation was this? Let us compare the transcript against the date stamped on the photos ...

Look, Ma Chang  and Pa Lin!  Look at me pretending to have graduated from the University of Central Oklahoma by donning my ex's graduating gown & cap [she for having earned her bachelor's degree—my spouse found her diploma while cleaning up the garage].  

Am so proud of myself for having been able to dupe you both!

I'm not the only one who has been duped, after all; wonder who else have been deceived by this vampire who lies as easily as he breathes.

Huh, did not realize that my spouse's ex is older than he [if the date on one of his birthdays is correct—I cannot tell what is real anymore when it come to anything related to my spouse]. That makes the rumor of my spouse liking older women true, then. Perhaps, they remind him of his mother. Can also be that he finds them relatively easier to manipulate to his advantage, with minimum repercussions. Finally, the old boy-toy has found his niche—ballroom dancing and hosting. Like a fox in the hen house.